December 9, 2013

  • Non-secular holiday

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    I am non-sectarian, you know that.  I am a soldier in the War against Christmas.  Come join me and help defeat GHASTLY CHRISTMAS.  Thank you.

    Let us not disdain Hanukkah.  Let's respect Ramadan and Kwanzaa.  Celebrate Festivus and Zoroaster's Birthday and all.  That's right, Congress shall make no law.  Christmas is just a would-be usurper.

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    From the nerve center of the liberal atheist cabal comes the glorious War on Christmas.  Bill O’Reilly's worst fears are true.  Bookmark this site.  Join in the battle!  We will make Xanga a leader in defeating Christmas.

    Season's Greetings, motherf*cker!  Happy Holidays ha ha ha.

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    Suggestions are welcome.  Sign up below to join the campaign to smash the Christian holiday.

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    1. Have you been naughty or nice this year? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    2. What is one of your favorite Christmas songs? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    3. What is one of your favorite Christmas movies? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    4. What is one of your favorite Christmas foods? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    5. What do you look forward to most at Christmas? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    6. How early do you wake up on Christmas morning? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    7. What is one of your best Christmas memories? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    8. Ever got coal in your Christmas stocking? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    9. What is one of your Christmas traditions? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    10. Are you finished with your Christmas shopping? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    11. Favorite Christmas gift you received as a child? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    12. Favorite Christmas recipe you’d like to share? Long live generic holidays.

     

Comments (11)

  • Bill O'Reilly was right.

  • Poor poor poor Santy! :-(
    HUGS!!! :-)

  • But I looooove Christmas.

    • Okay, here is the back story -- right-wing nutso commentator Bill O'Reilly got offended because people were wishing him "happy holidays" instead of "merry christmas." I am not making this up. So whacko Bill O'Reilly started bawling about a war against christmas. Was he right to be afraid? wooooooooo

  • There are certain aspects of the holiday season which are truly disdainful. I am inclined to revel in the psychologically uplifting themes of Christmas lights, feasts and celebrations, spiritual retrospection and looking forward to the return of the sun as the pagans so aptly practiced. A good Christian is also a good pagan in this regard. Celebrate the season, but don't buy into the commercialization and hype.
    On Dasher... (of hopes) ;-)

    • You make a good point.  We need the sun to return otherwise there will be no . . . no bikinis I guess.  Mainly, no crops the next year!  In 1816 the sky seemed permanently overcast, farmers lost their crops, and food shortages were reported in Ireland, France, England, and the U.S.  There was talk about Tambora erupting in the Indian Ocean, but that was just talk.  In truth the pagans were disrespected.  Don't let this happen again.

  • RYC Snow and Mom: When you're a kid, you don't mind snow. You don't have to shovel it or drive in it.

    I hear that he once challenged a scientist to explain how it is that tides come in and go out. The scientist repied, "Maybe it's Thor."
    Someone so ignorant as to ask about the tides, shouldn't be allowed a TV show!

  • Santa sent me by to give you some EggNogHUGS!!!
    :-D

  • Ha! I knew that would get you in a good mood! ;-)
    FiggyPuddingHUGS!!! :-)

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