May 14, 2015

  • omg wtf lmao nsfw lol

    rofl

    Here is the deal.  We all know the main chatspeak expressions.  We have internalized them whether we like it or not.  The following acronyms are common in comments, twitter, and chat sites.  If you don't know them all, then congratulations on having a high non-geek quotient!

      <3 db8 j/k omg
      asl fwb l8r stfu
      bff gr8 lmao tmi
      brb gtfo ne1 wtf
      btw     imho     nsfw    yolo

    The following were new to me, but the UrbanDictionary assures us they are popular:

      fml f*ck my life
      ftw f*ck the world
      htid hardcore (raver) till i die
      ikr i know right
      iskt i should know this
      ltfb long term f*ck buddy
      ltgif   learn to google it f*cker
      ltif laugh till i fart
      pwn to dominate (gaming)
      smh shaking my head
      stby sucks to be you
      tifu today i f*cked up
      til today i learned
      tir today i realized (remembered)

    Why not slip a few original acronyms into your chatting?  UrbanDictionary contributor bandanasarerad suggests the following.  You may want to make up some of your own.  Get creative!

      LODLSM Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon
      XIF Christ, I'm Fat.
      DYHTNTMBG?  Did You Hear The News There Might Be Giants?
      18/F/NYC Pockmarked 46 year old in bathrobe
      IHTWBSAP I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation
      JEOMK Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard
      NTBUSWAB Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again, But...
      TOMTB Taking Off My Training Bra
      CILYIMBF? Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?
      HOGMP Hang On, Getting More Pringles
      WSTS Weeping Silently To Self.

     
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