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  • Should you join a book club?

    Book clubs are not for everyone.

  • who said that?

    Name the authors of these quotes. The answer key is at bottom.

    1. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

    2. "If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'"

    3. "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."

    4. "One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."

    5. "If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him."

    6. "Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."

    7. "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

    8. "In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."

    9. "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

    10. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

    11. "Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."

    12. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

    13. "Innuendo? That's what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo."

    14. "Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa."

    15. "The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."

    16. "Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."

    17. "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

    18. "Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."

    19. "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

    20. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

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  • Dashboard

    00-no brano panties
    This is my dashboard, because Xanga is my deluxe pay-to-blog web site. What does your dashboard look like? (click to view)

  • The pterodactyl got him

    Evan Cross was in big trouble, being chased by an angry raptor. Just then, an overgrown pterodactyl ambushed the raptor and skewered him with her deadly beak. Sometimes your ass is saved by just such a coincidence.

    Primeval-New-World2

    Welcome to Primeval: New World, the TV show about a swat team that kills dangerous predators emerging onto the streets of Vancouver through anomalies in time.

    I haven't had so much fun since Steven Spielberg produced the show Terra Nova. What ever happened to that show?

    Terra Nova - Dinosaur and Judy Sloane

    Anyway, Primeval: New World is available in hulu.com, and if you don't have hulu, you can find full-length episodes in youtube LINK.

    The show is actually a spin-off from a UK show, Primeval, that had a long lifespan and devoted cult following in England. I just research this. Yes, you can find the original in youtube.

    Peace Out

  • I Stopped Looking at Porn

    because who likes to look at a smirky, high-heeled, stoned dropout with a fat income inserting unusual things into her hoo-hah? I can't relate to her.

    Where are the real women that simply like to show off? And for free? It is not a rhetorical question. Women have always flirted on the internet, and now that they have camera phones, they can show off any time they want.

    Hard day at work? Post an anonymous picture of your ass and hundreds of guys immediately say they love you. Bad breakup? It's not your fault. Tons of your fans will say you're still desirable.

    I stopped looking at porn when I found reddit gonewild. The women are so grateful that you're ogling them!

      "Your PMs make me feel so good!"

      "Still find me sexy reddit? Show me how much baby"

      "Full body nude ;) for all you amazing men that have gotten me where I am on this subreddit!"

      "I'm feeling very naughty at work today...wanna hump this?"

      "here's my side boob. Send in your requests"

      "Bf is out of town, but I'm horny...can someone help me?"

      "One more for all my new friends :-) "

    I spend a lot of time there. Way too much time. The ladies of r/gonewild are normal women, like those at the grocery store or in English class, who upload nude or sexually explicit photos of themselves for the benefit of a grateful, complimentary (and occasionally rude) online audience. Shouldn't you join them? http://imgur.com/r/gonewild/

    Bedtime3

    Here is an interesting article about the site. [ LINK ]

    Another article from the same source [ LINK ]

    Even PrincessPowers wants to join, although she won't admit it.

  • Bag it, Vladimir

    We do not wish to be lectured to by a clown dwarf dictator at this time. We're awfully sorry about your loss of empire, but face it, you're not getting it back. The East ain't gonna rise again. It doesn't even matter how gay you look riding shirtless on a reindeer.

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    Syria is a sovereign nation engaged in a civil war, Putin said, and "is not witnessing a battle for democracy. We must stop using the language of force and return to the path of civilized diplomatic and political settlement.”

    You want to talk about civilized diplomacy. You see, this evokes howls of laughter everywhere in the developed world. What were you doing in the last two years while millions of civilians were forced to flee Syria because of this war?

    The real point here is that President Obama snubbed the dwarf clown recently. The issues ranged from the adoption of Russian children to human rights to the crackdown on gays and lesbians to the civil war in Syria. He cancelled a planned meeting at the G20 conference. Putin feels insulted.

    And then there is repression. In 2012, three members of the feminist punk band Pussy Riot were given two-year prison sentences following their performance of a 'punk prayer' at a cathedral in Moscow. Their convictions and harsh sentencing were globally condemned.

    In the wake of the Pussy Riot trial came the so-called "blasphemy law" making it a crime to insult the Orthodox church, the "gay-propaganda" law allegedly protecting minors from corrupting influences, and a wave of often violent homophobia.

    Pussy Riot was protesting primarily election fraud. There were widespread electoral irregularities, such as pressuring students, state budget employees, and employees of state-owned companies, to vote for the ruling party.

    In Rostov, 140 percent of listed voters reportedly took part in elections. In Chechnya, there was a 99.5 percent voter turnout with over 99 percent going to Putin's United Russia, and in a lunatic asylum near Moscow 93.5 percent of inmates voted for United Russia, with zero ballots for the opposition.

    Even so, the results of this election were unexpected. Many independent polls available on popular social networks showed United Russia’s support to be 30 percent to 35 percent of the vote. In a fair election, Vladimir would have been trounced.

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    Peace Out.

  • RA TA TA TA TA TA TA

    You know I'm almost grown, yeah, and I'm doin' all right in school. They ain't said I broke no rule. I ain't never been in Dutch, I don't browse around too much. Don't bother me, leave me alone, anyway I'm almost grown. I don't hang around with no mob, got myself a little job, I'm gonna buy me a little car, drive my girl in the park. Don't bother me, leave me alone, anyway I'm almost grown.

    RA TA TA TA TA TA TA

    Got my eye on a little girl, you know, she's really out this world. When I take her to a dance, she started talk about romance. Don't bother us, leave us lone, anyway we're almost grown.

    RA TA TA TA TA TA TA

    You know I'm still livin' in town, but I done married and settled down. Now I really have a ball, I don't browse around at all. Don't bother us, leave us alone, anyway we're almost grown.

    RA TA TA TA TA TA TA

    The Mann Act:
    In 1959 Chuck Berry was convicted of violating the Mann Act and served 20 months in prison for transporting a 14-year-old Apache girl across state lines. This notorious law was best described in Unforgivable Blackness, Ken Burn's documentary about boxer Jack Johnson. Briefly, the courts were so enraged by Johnson's marriages to white women that they contrived this law in order to punish him.

    Chuck Berry's prosecution was equally racist. He met the young lady, a waitress, in Juarez, Mexico, offered her employment in his St. Louis nightclub, and brought her to St. Louis.  However, any evidence that Berry's behavior was improper was merely alleged, never proved.

    Peace Out

  • Mister Anagram

    Can you use "reince priebus" in a sentence?

    1. My dermatologist just told me I have a benign growth on my reince priebus. Gotta get it scraped.
    2. My dog ate some goose droppings and now he's got a bad case of reince priebus.
    3. I think I picked up reince priebus from a toilet seat.
    4. I need a new car. Something with good mileage, not too flashy. Maybe a Reince Priebus?
    5. Hey, are you always getting those emails about making your reince priebus bigger?
    6. Does anyone have a reince priebus I can borrow? We have a terrible mold problem in our gingriches.
    7. Um, excuse me...I don't want to cause a fuss, but you got your Reince in my Priebus.

    It is an anagram name.

    Scramble the letters, and a common, recognizable phrase pops out. Right? This is not true of Reince Priebus, but it should be.

    Unscramble the following phrases! They represent the strange names of anagram-seeming people.

    1. Beer’s Epic Ruin
    2. Hetero Orgasm
    3. Hi, Damn Beau
    4. Hot Bod AK
    5. The Anal Nerd

    Hints:

    a-Reince

    a-ergaster

    a-huma_abedin

    a-hoda

    a-Neanderthal

    Peace Out.

  • TESTING hahaha

    Maybe this will work -- a "share" url

  • Free Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop

    The gentleman has been arrested again on drug charges, only a year after his last run-in with the law.  Last last year in Madison, Wisconsin, he gained attention due to his new legal name, changed in 2011.  His given (or earthly) name is Jeffrey D. Wilschke, however, his celestial name Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop is much, much better.

    Beezow explained that his first name represents “the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe.” Doo-doo “is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos,” and Zopittybop-bop-bop “is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death.”

    Beezow