Wait a damn minute! Weren't you supposed to meet me on the 21st for that lil xanga get-together?
@Kellsbella - I know! The last time we were supposed to meet I was kidnapped by terrorists.
@we_deny_everything - No, that was the time before last! The last time, you told me that you ate some couscous that was "off" and had to be taken to the ER!
You're not lying to me are you? I mean, cause if you were, I don't know what I would do.... Not to scare you or anything, but I've got friends that work for the feds......Uh-huh! I think someone is going to be denying more everything, especially rice (or whatever the hello it is) that's "off".
@Kellsbella - I want to trust you. But you appear to be wearing a ski mask.
O.k. whatever it was, I am lost!
@Kellsbella - Your profile pic is very funny. I had to click on it to look close and then realized you are wearing a mask!
i am not limber enough to put my head between my legs to kiss my ass, and if I was I doubt I would have time to be on the internet .......................but then again if I were that limber at least it would be an end of times with a happy ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@angys_coco - We were in North Carolina, and I was awfully cold. I tried to put a Santa hat on it, but couldn't figure it out. We deny everything, I mean, EVERYTHING, told me I needed to cover my mug. He got very upset when I initially covered my coffee cup.
@AMIGOS_WE_THREE - There was a young man from Nantucket ... do you know the limerick? He could die happy I guess (except that Nantucket got flattened in the hurricane).
It's been fun!
LMAO I hope we get a good share of turism due to this though
If I could put my head between my legs I would NOT be kissing my ass!
how much water is under the bridge?
What time do we stand outdoors to watch the great goodbye? Maybe we will see another rainbow promise like after the great Flood?
@we_deny_everything - YAY!!!! I'll buy it and jump before the magnetic fields reverse or Cthulhu eats the moon or farts on the sun or whatever is supposed to happen tomorrow.
i don't care anymore, i have been living since the stone age, and i've seen everything, and it is getting boring, and i do sometimes think like "can it all ends already?"
@RestlessButterfly - You're the first to go? It is the end of time? Too bad, we'll miss you.
@maniacsicko - Oh you guys. I am alone this holiday season, but I do not feel sad because of all of your funny comments. I can still feel sad about the magnetic fields reversing or Cthulhu eating the moon or farting on the sun, but that is a different issue.
I hope I get at least one last whopper. I wonder whatever became of your Nigerian girlfriend.
@angys_coco - Black people don't generally have white eyelids.
@FattiesGonnaFat - I got twenty or more Nigerian girl yahoo email addresses in my scam folder. Want some?
@we_deny_everything - Ha! I'm good, thank you, though. I'll envy your harem from afar.
@angys_coco - Now you know and knowing is half the battle.
Ah, you're laughing now...
hehehe....staying at home and not dealing with bitchy nurses yelling at me because they hate their lives, has impacted my thought process. I'm seeing the silver lining of "what really awesome thing can I do right now?" has entered my mind... you know, since we survived.
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and if you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell you!
RIP US
@ShimmerBodyCream - I hardly knew us.
Wait a damn minute! Weren't you supposed to meet me on the 21st for that lil xanga get-together?
@Kellsbella - I know! The last time we were supposed to meet I was kidnapped by terrorists.
@we_deny_everything - No, that was the time before last! The last time, you told me that you ate some couscous that was "off" and had to be taken to the ER!
You're not lying to me are you? I mean, cause if you were, I don't know what I would do.... Not to scare you or anything, but I've got friends that work for the feds......Uh-huh! I think someone is going to be denying more everything, especially rice (or whatever the hello it is) that's "off".
@Kellsbella - I want to trust you. But you appear to be wearing a ski mask.
@Kellsbella - Your profile pic is very funny. I had to click on it to look close and then realized you are wearing a mask!
i am not limber enough to put my head between my legs to kiss my ass, and if I was I doubt I would have time to be on the internet .......................but then again if I were that limber at least it would be an end of times with a happy ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@angys_coco - We were in North Carolina, and I was awfully cold. I tried to put a Santa hat on it, but couldn't figure it out. We deny everything, I mean, EVERYTHING, told me I needed to cover my mug. He got very upset when I initially covered my coffee cup.
@Kellsbella -ROFLMAO!!!
@AMIGOS_WE_THREE - There was a young man from Nantucket ... do you know the limerick? He could die happy I guess (except that Nantucket got flattened in the hurricane).
It's been fun!
LMAO I hope we get a good share of turism due to this though
If I could put my head between my legs I would NOT be kissing my ass!
how much water is under the bridge?
What time do we stand outdoors to watch the great goodbye? Maybe we will see another rainbow promise like after the great Flood?
shit
@BoulderChristina - We'll have to do it again.
@meddwl - I heard the hippies are all going to a town in southern France where they say it's possible to escape.
@amateurprose - The apocalypse will enable you to do this
@Erika_Steele - all of it.
@PPhilip - I am hoping for a new big bang
@we_deny_everything - YAY!!!! I'll buy it and jump before the magnetic fields reverse or Cthulhu eats the moon or farts on the sun or whatever is supposed to happen tomorrow.
@we_deny_everything - Our rivers are red this morning
Here in Malaysia, an hour to go...
..... don't cry me a river.
i don't even get it...
i don't care anymore, i have been living since the stone age, and i've seen everything, and it is getting boring, and i do sometimes think like "can it all ends already?"
@RestlessButterfly - You're the first to go? It is the end of time? Too bad, we'll miss you.
@we_deny_everything - 10 minutes to go
@maniacsicko - Oh you guys. I am alone this holiday season, but I do not feel sad because of all of your funny comments. I can still feel sad about the magnetic fields reversing or Cthulhu eating the moon or farting on the sun, but that is a different issue.
I hope I get at least one last whopper. I wonder whatever became of your Nigerian girlfriend.
@angys_coco - Black people don't generally have white eyelids.
@FattiesGonnaFat - I got twenty or more Nigerian girl yahoo email addresses in my scam folder. Want some?
I don't think they'll survive the end times.
Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish.
@Empathic_Heart - Forty-two.
Oh really? I could use a bridge.
Par-TAY.
@leaflesstree - That is a bridge too far. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
@MzKeekz - I knew there had to be a reason for this bottle of blended scotch whiskey. Thanks for reminding me.
@FattiesGonnaFat - Oh.. I didn't know that!
@we_deny_everything - Ha! I'm good, thank you, though. I'll envy your harem from afar.
@angys_coco - Now you know and knowing is half the battle.
Ah, you're laughing now...
hehehe....staying at home and not dealing with bitchy nurses yelling at me because they hate their lives, has impacted my thought process. I'm seeing the silver lining of "what really awesome thing can I do right now?" has entered my mind... you know, since we survived.
We're still here.
@we_deny_everything -
@KnightInCROATIANarmor - you're covered.
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