March 13, 2013
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Celebrate
This guy turned 66 on March 12, 2013. Woo-hoo.
New Blog Site: I am migrating to blogspot, because Xanga is insufferably crappy. You are welcome to visit me: LINK. First, I am going to paste the best of the old entries. There are about fifty of them. Then I will start blogging anew. To be clear on this, xanga sucks.
Survey: Please answer the following questions honestly.
- My sex is:
- a. Male
- b. Female
- c. Other
- d. Not lately
- e. Yes, lots of it
- f. None of the above
- Most traumatic childhood event:
- a. death of santa claus
- b. death of imaginary playmate
- c. parent on a diet
- d. forced to kiss warty old relatives
- e. spanked by parent
- f. spanked by imaginary playmate
- g. molested by santa claus
- h. having a dorky name
- i. forced to eat broccoli
- j. maury povich seen on tv
- No-one understands me like:
- a. My mother
- b. My father
- c. My PC
- d. My parole officer
- If you were really depressed, I would:
- a. Listen to your problems
- b. Get you drunk
- c. Laugh about it
- d. Take your wallet
Past sexual experiences:
- I have done it in a bed
- I have done it with the dead
- I have done it on a boat
- I have done it with a goat
- I have done it on the beach
- I have done it with the teach
- I have done it with a virgin
- I have done it with a sturgeon
- I have done it with your dog
- I have done it on a log
- I have done it on a dare
- Hey, I really think you care
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Now come back!
have you been hit with the EX as well?
Yay, you're back
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Also, I might as well inform you now, you are not ALLOWED to leave. This shit is like a mafia and if you try to go over to blogspot you WILL be found. Thanks.
@MzKeekz - Back after a week, and it seems I've been given amnesty. ... as well as who else?
@ShimmerBodyCream - You always say that.
Oh so good to see you back (: (: (:
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