I read somewhere that an Englishman can never make a boast. "I was great!" is too crude, too crass ever to be uttered. The best he is allowed to say is, "it was not bad."

About porn -- they have studies now saying ninety per cent of adolescents are addicted to internet porn, and it isn't the healthy Linda Lovelace type of porn we grew up with. There is a great deal of face-dribbling, apparently, and Dirty Sanchez, and there are always those high-heel shoes.