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  • Cabin fever?

     
    Yes to that.  For the third week in a row it is minus fifteen degrees Fahrenheit outdoors, or Centigrade -26C, with a wind chill of -36C.  Schools are closed.  Your skin will freeze after ten to thirty minutes of exposure.  Actual icicles will affix themselves to your eyelashes.

    If you are not in the polar vortex, this page is not for you.

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    But if you are, and if you're running out of things to do, maybe for the first time in recent memory, you can follow my links.  Here are dozens of stupid links I've collected for those with too much free time.  Enjoy.

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  • fabolous (yes, fabolous) clown

     
    Amalia used the strange spelling fabolousclown in her handle, and for a good reason.  I don't remember the actual reason, but I remember that it made perfect sense.  You are familiar with ex-Xangan fabolousclown, right?  She is smart and funny and pretty.  She is a teacher in Yogyakarta, Indonesia.  The following is a love letter.
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    My Darling Amalia!

    Five months ago, before old-Xanga closed, you asked us to send you a post card.  You wanted photos and postmarks from every corner of Xangadom for use as a teaching tool with your students.  Right away I went out to buy one, but I couldn't find any!  In the drug stores and stationery stores and curiosity shops they were not available.  Nobody buys them.

    Evidently people prefer to send an image over the internet rather than via snail-mail.  (Be sure to teach your students the meaning of snail-mail.  Tell them real mollusks are not used.)

    Anyway, I wrote you a letter so that you will have a postmark.  In it, I gave you a link to this web page.  I am very sorry for the delay.

    With Great Longing and Affection,
    And with assorted electronic post cards,
    John

     

    The view behind my apartment in Michigan.  Click to see the full (huge) image.
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    Ford Lake Dam near the Rawsonville automotive plant, established by Henry Ford in 1932
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    If anyone reading this would like to send something to fabolousclown, please reply in a comment.  I will give you her mailing address in Java -- if I determine that you are not a stalker or a bastard (and after all, what is the chance that a stalker would fly halfway around the world to harass her?)

     

     
    Peace Out

     

  • SEA-symbol

  • the xanga bottleneck

     
    I wonder how many of us have got around to verification.  Remember, this is an important step in Phase II.  We all got the message, I think.

    Those of us who have a paid subscription must be certified as drug-free.  We are required to pee in a jar and mail our specimen to:

    Xanga Com, Inc
    555 8th Avenue # 910
    New York, NY 10018

    Thank you and have a Happy New Year.

     

  • important subclade of the haplogroup

    My fortune cookie fortune said,

      The project you have in mind will soon gain momentum.
    That is fine, but I don't have a project in mind.  I have a photograph.  It is an hypnotic photograph, to be sure, a tropical paradise with voluptuous women on a beach enjoying the sun.  I can't stop staring at them.  Is this the project?

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    The women are located on the Andaman Islands, which are located in the Bay of Bengal, which is southeast of India.  The population of 300 people has been isolated for 60,000 years.

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    The population has been isolated for 60,000 years. I had to repeat that.  They were there before the cro-magnons populated Europe, before the Siberians populated Siberia, and before the proto-americans crossed the Bering Strait.  They were part of the first migration out of Africa.

    The analysis of nuclear DNA confirms -- what? I am not going to pretend I know about genetics.  Maybe I should invest a couple of months learning about haplogroups and scrotogroups and subclades and then get back to you.

    That is what my friend MzKeekz did.  She produced an outstanding blog which you must, must see.  Recommend it to your friends!

    Right. Wikipedia says the Andamanese belong to the broad Y-chromosome lineage designated as M130 (haplogroup C-M130). Ha ha does it sound like I know what I'm talking about?  Males almost exclusively belong to Haplogroup D-M174. The only other group that is known predominantly to belong to haplogroup D-M174 is the Ainu aboriginal people of Japan. [ Link ]

    MzKeekz seems to like the Ainu.

    Conclusion: I am going to figure out what the subclade of a haplogroup is.  Really, I am going to study this.  See you later.

     

  • Christmas Music

    Choose the best answer to the following question:

    Ho ho ho! Who wouldn't go?
      a) A ho wouldn't go.
      b) Nobody wouldn't go.
      c) Everybody wouldn't go.
      d) Reindeers won't go no mo'.
      e) All of the above.
    It's Christmas time, and once again we find ourselves asking, "who is responsible for these idiotic lyrics?"

    We can blame Gene Autry, the Singing Cowboy, for making them popular as a 78 rpm record in 1952. The song was actually written by a creep named Benjamin Hanby in 1864 in the town of New Paris, Ohio.

      Up on the housetop, click, click, click
      Down through the chimney with old Saint Nick

    Did Benjamin Hanby think a team of hoofed animals on the roof would make a click click sound?  It would sound more like CLOP CLUNK BASH CRASH. If this really happened, you would call Homeland Security. You would load your shotgun.

    We will close with a purposely nonsensical Christmas carol lyric by Walt Kelly, the author of the Pogo cartoons:

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    Peace Out.

  • Non-secular holiday

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    I am non-sectarian, you know that.  I am a soldier in the War against Christmas.  Come join me and help defeat GHASTLY CHRISTMAS.  Thank you.

    Let us not disdain Hanukkah.  Let's respect Ramadan and Kwanzaa.  Celebrate Festivus and Zoroaster's Birthday and all.  That's right, Congress shall make no law.  Christmas is just a would-be usurper.

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    From the nerve center of the liberal atheist cabal comes the glorious War on Christmas.  Bill O’Reilly's worst fears are true.  Bookmark this site.  Join in the battle!  We will make Xanga a leader in defeating Christmas.

    Season's Greetings, motherf*cker!  Happy Holidays ha ha ha.

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    Suggestions are welcome.  Sign up below to join the campaign to smash the Christian holiday.

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    1. Have you been naughty or nice this year? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    2. What is one of your favorite Christmas songs? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    3. What is one of your favorite Christmas movies? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    4. What is one of your favorite Christmas foods? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    5. What do you look forward to most at Christmas? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    6. How early do you wake up on Christmas morning? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    7. What is one of your best Christmas memories? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    8. Ever got coal in your Christmas stocking? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    9. What is one of your Christmas traditions? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    10. Are you finished with your Christmas shopping? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    11. Favorite Christmas gift you received as a child? Christmas is our mortal enemy.
    12. Favorite Christmas recipe you’d like to share? Long live generic holidays.

     

  • Mandela is Adam

    Of course you must be watching the media eulogies for Nelson Mandela.  There are certain startling facts.  He spent twenty-seven years at hard labor.  Merely surviving such an ordeal makes him a remarkable person.

    What will your life be like at age seventy-one?  Mandela was released from prison at that age and organized the movement that broke apartheid.  He traveled extensively and gave speeches to millions.  He campaigned for the presidency.

    He is credited with averting a race war.  Most impressive to me is his notion of reconciliation.  He forgave the oppressors while not dismissing their crimes, and he did not insist on blame.

    The poem Invictus by English poet William Ernest Henley was an inspiration to Mandela throughout his life.  While in Robben Island prison, he often recited the poem to other prisoners as a source of strength:

      Out of the night that covers me,
      Black as the pit from pole to pole,
      I thank whatever gods may be
      For my unconquerable soul.

      In the fell clutch of circumstance
      I have not winced nor cried aloud.
      Under the bludgeonings of chance
      My head is bloody, but unbowed.

      Beyond this place of wrath and tears
      Looms but the horror of the shade,
      And yet the menace of the years
      Finds and shall find me unafraid.

      It matters not how strait the gate,
      How charged with punishments the scroll,
      I am the master of my fate:
      I am the captain of my soul.


     

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    A paper by Sarah Tishkoff et al showed that the world’s oldest human population is of San Bushman genetic lineage.  Did you know that Nelson Mandela is one-half San Bushman?  If you believe there was an "Adam," he must have looked like Nelson Mandela.

     

    Peace out.

  • Thoughts at Large

    I have thoughts.  I have a blog page.  I spew thoughts upon the page.

     

    Bieber is the strongest chess player in history.

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    Ha. Fake-out.  The new world champion only looks like Justin Bieber.  His name is Magnus Carlsen, age 22.  In 2004 Carlsen became a grandmaster at age 13.  He became the champion of Norway that same year.  His peak ELO rating is 2872, which is higher than Fischer, higher than Kasparov, and in fact the highest rating in history.

    The turning point in the chess match came in game 9, when, two games behind, defending champion Viswanathan Anand came out swinging and nearly succeeded in breaking the young dreamboat's momentum.  Going for broke, the champion allowed Carlsen to gain an extra queen in return for several attacking tempos.  In the end, his nerve failed, the champion blundered, and he had to resign.  Here is THE DECISIVE GAME.  You have to have java installed to replay this game.  The link will ask you for permission to play it, and you can say yes.  This is a New York Times site.

    Here is Bieber Carlsen shmoozing with WGM (Woman Grandmaster) Aleksandra Kosteniuk.  She also likes to pose for the camera.
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    Wanton Circumcision

    Did you ever try to explain the meaning of Hanukkah?  See, there was this squabble between the pharisees and sadducees in jerusalem, which the pharisees won, even though they had to defeat some tough syrian bastards to do it.  So the pharisees seized the temple in a bloody battle, and they forced their enemies to stop sacrificing pigs and start getting circumcised.  They circumcised everything in sight.

    And, oh yeah, they lit some olive oil lamps in the temple.

    I am not Jewish, and this is a quick google job.  But my Jewish friends also tell me it's a lame holiday.

     


    Recommendations

    We don't have a REC button, so I'll have to spell them out.  They are worth following if you don't already.  Did I leave anyone out?  Undoubtedly.

    shimmerbodycream

    reginasikora

    mzkeekz

    adamswomanback

    godfatherofgreenbay

    whyzat

     

    Peace out.

     

  • I appropriated your cat

    for use in a meme. You know who you are.

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    squirt-you-better

    squirt-where-the-hell

    squirt-dinner

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    Peace out.