May 30, 2015

  • great job Inhofe

     

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    Actually, there has been an increase in water vapor in the surface atmosphere over land and ocean since the 1970s.  Warmer air temperatures produce more evaporation, leading to a wetter atmosphere, which increases rain or snow totals. 

    "Non-real" climate events are increasingly real, as you have no doubt noticed.

    Navajo dunes

    Climate change is shifting the sand dunes on the reservation.  A 2011 study of the Navajo Nation’s sand dunes shows that in the southwestern corner of the reservation, dunes are moving about 115 feet per year.

    climate-dunes

    Sand dunes are normally stabilized by vegetation, but much of that vegetation has died amid the drought, allowing the dunes to spread, and jeopardizing the rangeland and even homes.  Some people in the southwest quadrant of the Navajo Nation may be forced to relocate because of encroaching sand dunes, according to new research.

    Heat kills 1,800 in India

    climate-asphalt

    In some regions temperatures have reached 122°F, so hot that it has melted sections of the asphalt roads.  Parts of the country may have had slightly lower temperatures, but the heat is exacerbated by high humidity.  In Lucknow, the capital city of Uttar Pradesh, temperatures reached 110.3°F, with relative humidity of 70 percent.  Delhi announced that it had reached its hottest temperature of the season of 113°F.

    Good-bye Maldives

    climate-maldives
    Good-bye Kiribati, good-bye Bangladesh.

    At the climate conference in Warsaw, speaking of his country's cyclone, Philippines Commissioner Yeb Saño made a passionate plea for action, saying: "What my country is going through as a result of this extreme climate event is madness."

    Pollen explosion

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    The reason tree pollen showers are so intense right now, experts say, is because of this year's wet, cold winter.  Normally the tree pollen starts at the end of winter or the beginning of spring and then the grass pollen comes in May.  Now it's been delayed, and we're getting all the pollen at once, instead of getting it slowly like most years.

    Migrants

    Migrations do not always happen because it's too hot for people to live.  Often it is because the once-productive farms become uneconomical to work.  High heat wipes out the farming economy, causing men to pack up and leave for greener pastures.  The failure of farms and the exodus that follows ripple through the economy as people stop buying and start leaving.

    In Africa, the migrations may have less to do with drought than the strategies for seizing land from those born on it.  First, the price of agricultural necessities and of food are driven artificially high so that only the rich can afford to eat.  The rest are forced to watch their children suffer until they will sell their land for nearly nothing just to buy a bit of food.  Once that food is gone, the families are forced to walk miles away to feeding stations run by outsiders and the land their ancestors farmed is taken over by agribusiness interests to profit the rich.

    Meanwhile in Texas

    At least 24 people have been killed in the storms, with at least 11 still missing.  More than 7 inches fell overnight from a line of thunderstorms that stalled over Dallas, which is in its wettest month ever recorded at 16.07 inches.  The National Weather Service reports that rainfall records have been broken in Texas, from Corpus Christi along the Gulf of Mexico, to Gainesville near the Oklahoma border.

    This comes on the heels of record setting droughts.  Again we have extreme variation in weather, a typical consequence of climate change.

     

May 26, 2015

  • What is the Internet?

     

    Multiple Choice: choose the best phrase to complete the sentence.

    The Internet is _________.

    1. A series of tubes
    2. Connected to your toaster
    3. Invented by Al Gore
    4. Cats
    5. Where we find porn
    6. Controlled by Russian hackers
    7. So simple so desolate so forlorn
    8. A CIA project
    9. The internet is full
    10. The internet is a lie

     

     BEST ANSWER:  The internet is so simple so desolate so forlorn.

     
    internet1

     

May 14, 2015

  • omg wtf lmao nsfw lol

    rofl

    Here is the deal.  We all know the main chatspeak expressions.  We have internalized them whether we like it or not.  The following acronyms are common in comments, twitter, and chat sites.  If you don't know them all, then congratulations on having a high non-geek quotient!

      <3 db8 j/k omg
      asl fwb l8r stfu
      bff gr8 lmao tmi
      brb gtfo ne1 wtf
      btw     imho     nsfw    yolo

    The following were new to me, but the UrbanDictionary assures us they are popular:

      fml f*ck my life
      ftw f*ck the world
      htid hardcore (raver) till i die
      ikr i know right
      iskt i should know this
      ltfb long term f*ck buddy
      ltgif   learn to google it f*cker
      ltif laugh till i fart
      pwn to dominate (gaming)
      smh shaking my head
      stby sucks to be you
      tifu today i f*cked up
      til today i learned
      tir today i realized (remembered)

    Why not slip a few original acronyms into your chatting?  UrbanDictionary contributor bandanasarerad suggests the following.  You may want to make up some of your own.  Get creative!

      LODLSM Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon
      XIF Christ, I'm Fat.
      DYHTNTMBG?  Did You Hear The News There Might Be Giants?
      18/F/NYC Pockmarked 46 year old in bathrobe
      IHTWBSAP I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation
      JEOMK Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard
      NTBUSWAB Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again, But...
      TOMTB Taking Off My Training Bra
      CILYIMBF? Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?
      HOGMP Hang On, Getting More Pringles
      WSTS Weeping Silently To Self.

     
    What do you want to contribute?

     

     

April 30, 2015

  • In the Eagle Nebula

    The most famous, most iconic photograph taken by the Hubble Space Telescope displays huge column-like structures, sometimes called elephant trunks of interstellar gas and dust.  They are most often referred to as "the Pillars of Creation.”  Very impressive.

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    I do not see pillars.  I do see animals.  Don't you?

    camel

    Once you learn to look for mammals in space, you will never be baffled by the Eagle Nebula again:

    pillars0-outline

    Click to expand this image.

     

     

April 26, 2015

  • Top Ten Reasons to Watch Robocop (1987)

     

    That's right, 1987 Robocop is back in hulu, and for free.  Newer versions of this film may be produced now and then, but they will never match the original.  You can go to http://www.hulu.com/ and type robocop in the search box.

    robo2

    Everybody is corrupt in Old Detroit
    Corporations own the police force.  And criminal gangs own the evil corporation.  All of these characters say "fucking" as much as they possibly can.  It is the only adverb they fucking know.

    Tough independent female cop
    We first see Robocop's partner Ann Lewis winning a fist fight with a bad guy in the police station.  She is ballsy, short-haired, and pretty.

    Ironic extreme violence
    There is a lot of blood, a lot of evisceration going on here.  A lot of people die.  Somehow we buy it, because the street criminals are so downright rotten.  Hey, it's an action picture, you know.

    Preposterous TV broadcasts
    The movie dwells on fake TV news and commercials, which do not add anything to the plot, but do contribute plenty of atmosphere.  In the future -- 1980 Detroit's future -- the media reveal unemployment, poverty, and the decay of American industry.
    1. Apartheit South Africa is building a nuclear bomb.
    2. A malfunction in a satellite laser test accidentally fries 113 people.

    Ridiculous products
    The status car everybody wants is a 6000 SUX.  We see high tech toys such as a war game simulating a mushroom cloud in your living room.  A popular TV comedian always evokes peals of laughter.  He is not funny.  His tag line, one that somehow sticks in your memory, is: "I'd Buy That for a Dollar!"

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    Evil comic book villains
    Gangster Clarence Boddecker laughs out loud when he shoots somebody.  His gang members break out in laughter frequently.  All the villains in the corporate boardroom are driven clownishly by greed.

    1980s style drugs and sex
    Power-mad executive Bob Morton snorts cocaine from a young manager's cleavage.  Within ten minutes, Clarence Boddecker has left him with a live grenade -- which power-mad executive Dick Jones has ordered sent to him.

    DIRECTIVE 4
    Robocop cannot kill Boddecker, only arrest him, because of Prime Directive 3.  Later, as Robocop attempts to arrest executive Dick Jones, he finds he cannot do it because of latent Directive 4, which states that a robot ... uh ... shall not arrest Dick Jones.  Tricky directive, that 4.

    Jesus Christ
    Director Paul Verhoeven, known for his use of Christian symbolism, gives Alex Murphy a horrific death, followed by his resurrection as RoboCop.  There is a scene at an abandoned mill in which RoboCop is seen walking ankle-deep in water.

    As good or better than Ghostbusters and Terminator
    It is well paced, well written, and well directed.  The ironic tone is constant and never overplayed, never underplayed.  This film was produced for a relatively modest $13 million, special effects and all.

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April 1, 2015

  • The In-patient Song

     
    Once upon a time, fifty years ago to be specific, I was sent to a sanitarium.  I don't know if I belonged there -- but I've since learned that most people we meet in daily life do.  The inmates taught me the Crazy Song.

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    You should sing this song every day.  Sing it whenever you don't know what to do.

     

     

March 16, 2015

  • Bitey Things from the Past

    Do you like 1950s Science Fiction movies?  Probably not so much -- the special effects are less than special.  It is a shame, because there are so many real, terrifying creatures from the past that might have been used.

    Monster02e

    Recently I wrote about the quetzalcoatlus [ LINK ], and today I give you megalania, birgus tatro, basilosaurus isis, phorusrhacidae, and aegirocassis benmoulae.  If you are a producer of low-budget sci-fi films, you want to pay attention here.

    Megalania
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    Megalania is the largest lizard that ever lived, 6 meters long, 2/3 of a ton, and venomous.  The "giant ripper" inhabited Australia as recently as 50,000 years ago, at a time when humans were first arriving.  Megalania went extinct about this time, but most naturalists believe humans are not responsible.  Climate change is the more likely cause.  Indeed one cannot imagine how an early aboriginal, armed only with a fire-sharpened spear, would manage to kill it.  The reptile was much stronger and faster than a human, and its scales were each reinforced with bone.

    Birgus tatro: the coconut crab
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    They eat fruits, rats, other crabs, and yes, coconuts.  They can climb a tree to pick coconuts.  Alternatively, they can take a coconut from the ground, peel it down to a husk nut, carry it up a thirty-foot tree, and drop it to get at the contents.  They can cut holes into coconuts with their strong claws and eat the meat, although it may take several days to open it.

    The coconut crab is not extinct.  It is found on islands across the Indian Ocean and parts of the Pacific Ocean.  At three feet across, it is the largest land-living arthropod in the world.  (Notice how superlatives keep popping up in my narrative.)  It will not kill you, but it will take off your finger without effort.  Some historians believe these arthropods devoured Amelia Earhart's entire body.

    Basilosaurus isis
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    This is an extinct whale (mammal) with a ridiculously powerful bite that lived fifty million years ago.  Researchers Snively, Fahlke, and Walsh demonstrated, by finite element analysis, that Basilosaurus isis exerted the largest bite force ever estimated in a mammal.  It devoured smaller whales, bones and all.  Are you still paying attention, sci-fi movie producers?

    Phorusrhacidae: the terror bird
    Terror bird, artwork
    They were 3 to 9 feet tall and weighed as much as one ton.  Terror birds were meat-eaters who used their powerful bills to strike and kill their prey.  One of these birds had the largest bird skull ever found, measuring 71 cm with a wicked, 45 cm beak.  They were the largest apex predators in South America during the Cenozoic Era, 62 - 2.5 million years ago.  Their modern relatives, the seriemas, kill their prey by smashing it repeatedly against the ground, and this may well be the terror bird method as well.

    Aegirocassis benmoulae
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    This guy is one of the oldest members of the arthropod family, thus a distant ancestor of cockroaches, shrimps and butterflies.  The creature lived in the Sahara over 480 million years ago when the area was a shallow sea.

    480 million years ago is an unimaginably long time.  There were no reptiles in the Cambrian Era, not even fish with backbones, just a menagerie of preposterous invertebrates.  I blogged about them earlier.  At two meters long, aegirocassis benmoulae would have been the largest animal alive at the time, and far bigger than any arthropod alive today.  Not a predator, it filtered plankton in its mouth parts like a baleen whale.

     

     

    sweet dreams tonight, baby

     

     

March 14, 2015

  • What does your name mean in the Urban Dictionary?

    It's an interesting exercise.  The Urban Dictionary is never wrong.

    Regina

      Quite possibly the most beautiful spanish name there is! That's right...SPANISH!! Pronounced Re-hee-na, the name give off a sensual and rare aura and offers a unique approach to the name... as opposed to the standard pronunciation "Regina". The name has style, grace, class, and beauty... what more could you want in a name?! People lucky enough to be given this name are often fun, fabulous, flirty, and flippin' gorgeous! Basically, being named Regina is like getting free parking in Monopoly...it's always awesome!!!

      Sarah- "Hey, what was that girls name?"
      Heather- "Regina"
      Sarah- "Wow....she's so lucky!"

    Judy

      The sweetest, most kind-hearted, most beautiful, classy, hott, sexy, intelligent, amazing women in he world - and she has no idea how amazing she is. If you really know her you will always love her cuz she will always love you. If you don't know her, then you don't know love. I hope I can find a Judy some day.

      "Damn, that girl is so Judy."

    John

      one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet. has intendency of being really quiet and anti-social but is surrounded by friends all the time.people get attracted to his unique presonality.confuses you most of the time. he might flirt with you once, but you never know if that will happen again. a ladies-man. veryy moody. he can change his mind in a second. very independent too. lovely in general.

      laura: "So you fancy the new guy, john?"
      sarah:" i dont know! he flirted with me once but that never happened again, so confused!"

     

     

March 8, 2015

  • on cold days i stay inside and crush the chess program

    My opponent is the program Chess Titans by Oberon Games.  Yes, it has some flaws, at least three glaring flaws of strategy.  It has a weird predilection for early rook pawn moves, it miscalculates the results of en passant captures, and it is terrible at playing simple king and pawn endgames.

    But I'll try to give an example where none of these things happen, so the game can be as interesting as possible.  I had the white pieces:

    03/04/2015, Black: Chess Titans

       1.  e2-e4     e7-e5
       2. Ng1-f3    Nb8-c6
       3. Bf1-b5     a7-a6
       4. Bb5-a4     b7-b5
       5. Ba4-b3    Bc8-b7
       6.  d2-d3    Ng8-f6
       7.   O-O     Bf8-d6

    HC31_07

    Black's clumsy defense of the e-pawn, played for the purpose of trading white's light-square bishop, is probably the beginning of its downfall.  The game might have been level after 7 ... Bf8-e7.

       8.  a2-a3      O-O
       9. Nb1-c3    Nc6-d4
      10. Bb3-a2    Nd4xf3+
      11. Qd1xf3     c7-c5
      12. Bc1-g5     h7-h6`

    HC31_12

    The problem with this move is that it limits black's own mobility further.

      13. Bg5xf6    Qd8xf6
      14. Qf3xf6     g7xf6
      15. Nc3-d5    Bb7xd5
      16. Ba2xd5    Ra8-b8
      17. Ra1-e1    Rf8-e8
      18. Re1-e3    Bd6-f8
      19.  f2-f4    Bf8-g7
      20. Re3-g3    Re8-e7

    HC31_20

    White finds a way to exploit the limited mobility.

      21.  f4xe5     f6xe5
      22. Rf1-f6

    HC31_22

    There are ugly threats to the kingside, namely Rf6-g6 and Rf6xh6, which force black to abandon the a-pawn.

      22. ...       Kg8-h8
      23. Rf6xa6     c5-c4
      24. Rg3-f3     c4xd3
      25. Rf3xd3    Kh8-g8
      26. Rd3-b3

    HC31_26

    Notice how quickly the kingside attack is converted into a queenside attack.  The word for this is mobility.

      26. ...       Re7-e8
      27. Ra6-a7    Bg7-f8

    HC31_27

    It will cost black a second pawn to untangle its forces.

      28. Ra7xd7    Bf8-c5+
      29. Kg1-f1    Re8-e7
      30. Rd7xe7    Bc5xe7
      31.  a3-a4    Rb8-c8
      32.  a4xb5    Rc8xc2

    HC31_32

    White has acquired a fast moving passed pawn ...

      33.  b5-b6    Be7-c5
      34.  b6-b7

    HC31_34

    ... which soon gets to the finish line,

      34. ...       Rc2-c1+
      35. Kf1-e2    Bc5-a7

    HC31_35

    costing black a piece.

      36.  b7-b8=Q+ Ba7xb8
      37. Rb3xb8+   Kg8-h7
      38. Rb8-b7    Rc1-c2+
      39. Ke2-f3    Kh7-g6
      40. Bd5xf7+   Kg6-f6
      41. Bf7-d5    Rc2-c1
      42. Kf3-g3    Rc1-e1
      43.  b2-b4    Re1-a1
      44.  h2-h3    Ra1-a4
      45.  b4-b5

    HC31_45

    there goes another pesky passed pawn,

      45.  ...      Ra4-a5
      46.  b5-b6    Ra5-a3+ .
      47. Kg3-h2    Ra3-a4
      48. Rb7-a7    Ra4-b4
      49.  b6-b7    Kf6-g5

    HC31_49

    this time it costs black a rook.

      50. Ra7-a8    Rb4xb7
      51. Bd5xb7     h6-h5
      52.  g2-g3     h5-h4
      53. Ra8-g8+

    HC31_53

    The game is finished of course, but this sad program never resigns.  It needs to be (yawn) checkmated.

      53.  ...    Kg5-f6
      54. g3xh4   Kf6-e7
      55. h4-h5   Ke7-f7
      56. Bb7-d5+ Kf7-e7
      57. h5-h6   Ke7-d6
      58. h6-h7   Kd6-e7
      59. h7-h8=Q Ke7-d7
      60. Rg8-c8  Kd7-d6
      61. Qh8-d8+ checkmate

    HC31_Fin

     

    oh hey tomorrow it's going to be 46 degrees woot

     

     

March 5, 2015

  • teff porridge with dates and honey

     

      cooking with teff

      1 cup teff
      1 tbsp butter unsalted
      1/4 tsp cloves ground
      3 cups water
      3/4 cup dates diced
      1/4 tsp sea salt
      3 tbsp honey
      1/4 cup  walnut pieces
      some milk or yogurt

      Heat a 2-quart saucepan over medium heat.  Roast the teff 3-6 minutes, stirring frequently, until the grains begin to pop.  Add water, butter, and cloves.  Stir.  Bring to a gentle boil, cover, and cook for 10 minutes stirring.

      Stir in dates, salt, and honey.  Cover and cook 5-10 minutes until the teff is tender.  Add boiling water if needed to maintain porridge consistency.

      Remove from heat, let stand 5 minutes.  Ladle into bowls and top with walnuts, milk, and honey.  Makes 8 servings.

     
    what in the hell is teff?

    I know, right?

    Teff is a cereal grain that is gaining popularity among health-conscious hipsters.  A mountain plant of Ethiopia, it is cultivated at a height of 2,500 to 8,000 feet above sea level.  Teff seeds were found in the ruins of the Dassur Pyramid in Egypt, which dated back to about 3,359 BCE.  Teff is the most important crop in the Ethiopian highlands (formerly Abyssinia) and has grains so small that seven will fit onto the head of a pin.  In the Amharic language, "teff" means 'lost' and refers to the fact that many of the tiny seeds disappear when handled and cannot be found.  Because it is a major cereal crop of that region, teff is often called "Ethiopian millet".

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    How does it taste?

    Bland, actually.  It's a good thing I mixed in all that honey, cloves, dates, butter, and walnuts.  But the tiny seeds are high in calcium, iron, protein and amino acids, and it is also gluten-free.  Teff actually has 50 percent more protein, five times the fiber, and 25 times more calcium than brown rice. [ MORE ]  It is low in sodium, low in fat, low in glycemic index, and it keeps you regular.  It has manganese, phosphorous, iron, copper, aluminum, barium, thiamin, and vitamin C.  The iron is easily absorbed and recommended for people with low blood iron levels.

    It must be expensive.

    I bought 6 pounds of it via FedEx at $3.42/lb.  Not bad, huh?  Like quinoa, the grains expand with cooking.  My haul will last a long time.  God, I love online shopping.

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